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Hamilton Beach 52277 Classic Chrome 12-Speed Blender, Silver by Hamilton Beach
Product SummaryManufacturer: Hamilton Beach Brand: Hamilton Beach Model: 52277 Color: Silver Product features: - Revolutionary Wave-Action system
- 800 Watt peak-power motor
- Dishwasher safe 48-Ounce glass jar
- Stainless steel Ice Sabre blades
- Polished stainless steel base
Kitchen and Housewares Reviews of Hamilton Beach 52277 Classic Chrome 12-Speed Blender, SilverCustomer Review: Serious Blender Testing Summary: 5 Stars
Due to the recent end of a long term relationship I was put in the position of needing multiple appliances, and furniture, and TV, etc. I was cruising through Amazon looking for just the right items to start my life over. Items that would look at me from the computer screen and say "Hey, I want to be a part of your life." or maybe "Pick me. I will love you and never leave you and take all your stuff with me." Anyway, that is a subject for my therapist, not here.
I came across this blender and it spoke to me. Maybe not the statements above.. It was more like "Choose me, I won't let you down, I will grind up everything you insert in me." The blender called out to me like a bottle of Jack Daniels calls out to an alcoholic. I had to make this blender a part of my new family. I ordered immediately.
Being new to the whole single bachelor life I am not what you would call a culinary artist.
Item 1 - a simple shake. Ice cream, milk, banana. No problem. Blender handled it like a champ.
My mind began to race. Maybe I can blend all my meals. Oh yeah. This whole kitchen / cooking thing would be a snap if I could pull that off.
Item 2 - peanut butter, bread, jelly. For liquid I went with milk again. Disappointment would be an understatement. I would rather clean an ashtray with my tongue than drink that crap again. The blender, however, chewed up this combo quite easily.
Stomach still quivering, I forged on to the next combo. Who doesn't like hot dogs? A staple in every single man's life right?
Item 3 - Hot dog, bun, ketchup, mustard, relish. Went with water for liquid this time. Milk and hot dogs did not sound enticing. The blender did great. It plowed through that mystery meat with little difficulty. The taste you wonder? Do I need to answer that? I may have done some permanent damage to my digestive tract. I will french kiss a 10 dollar hooker before drinking that again.
After 2 days to clear my colon and make the nightmares stop, I decided to try one last time. I stared in the fridge long and hard. There it was... right in front of me the whole time. One of my favorite meals. Cold pizza and beer. Why had I not thought of this before?
I must admit, the blender struggled with the cold pizza. It just wasn't soaking up the beer as well as I thought it would. The beer foamed up and threatened to spill out. Had to hold the lid down tight.
I will not hold you in suspense on this "can't miss" item. I think falling down the hole of an outhouse would have been better than putting this concoction in my pie hole. I learned something also... You CAN continue to throw up long after you think your stomach is empty and you are done.
I believe that I will give the blender a break for a while... and my stomach... and my colon.
If my ex-girlfriend is reading this, laugh it up. You will soon be making new friends... I wrote your phone number on the wall at the truck stop.
Description of Hamilton Beach 52277 Classic Chrome 12-Speed Blender, SilverThis Classic Chrome blender from Hamilton Beach features the revolutionary Wave-Action system. The 48-ounce jar is dishwasher-safe. It operates on 800-watts of peak power. Stainless steel blades and base. Extra long 3 year consumer warranty.
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